In an improvised fictional world, Lord Beran Murphial (a Lawful Good benevolent lord) summoned the greatest battle masters of the world and oversaw an epic tourney between two teams of 8 scrub monsters picked out of the D&D5E Monsters Manual. Lord Beran did this all to try and connect with his shit son and see him smile, though it didn't work and he ended up exploding. To the winner went the real life opportunity to pick the next book they read on the podcast.
Emily Axford, a woman who was scantily clad in vines and twigs with her nipples tastefully covered by 2 leaves but her vagina clearly exposed, headed the team: "Defenders of the Forest AKA: Forest WIN-aker AKA: The Green Deck AKA: They are Definitely In fact Giants AKA: The Monster Marsh AKA: Mourning Woods", an army of forest creatures. Caldwell "The Belt Master" Tanner, a man who wore nothing but belts, headed the "Bad News Bugbears", a group of monstrous rejects.
First Round Edit
The first round match ups looked as follows:
Second Round Edit
The second round pitted the 8 victorious scrub monsters from the first bracket to duke it out for the ultimate victory. Due to Emily winning most match ups in the first round, Murph took control of some of Emily's monsters so that they could fight each other, in turn, Caldwell took control of the lord's shit son and various other NPCs.
The second round match ups looked as follows:
|Spider, the Giant Poisonous Snake||vs||John Elway, the Flying Sword|
|Borf, the Giant Badger||vs||Dixie, the Pixie|
|Peder, the Giant Centipede||vs||Legolas, the Drow|
|Snake, the Giant Wolf Spider||vs||Rob, the Zombie|
The semi-final match ups looked as follows:
|Legolas, the Drow||vs||Rob, the Zombie|
|John Elway, the Flying Sword||vs||Borf the Giant Badger|
The final match up looked as follows:
|Rob, the Zombie||vs||John Elway, the Flying Sword|
The Appearance of John Elway Edit
The final boss fight match up was as follows:
|Rob the Zombie||vs||Giant John Elway (The Primary Elway)|
|Snake the Giant Wolf Spider||vs|
|Legolas the Drow||vs|
|Arthur Treacher the Winged Kobold||vs|
|8 Drow Goth Groupies (Including: Finnegan and Brinegan, Darius and Rucker, and Brixton)||vs|
|John Elsingway the Flying Football||vs|