Morton was a distracting lil moth who was flying around in the podcast room during the recording of Episode 26 - Kingdom Hearts: The Novel (Part 2). After Murph said how he wanted to kill it, Caldwell pointed out that he was trying to keep the gang on-topic and is now the mascot of the podcast. Morton disappeared on the same day as the recording, the gang theorising that he flew into a wall to kill himself as he believed there was no hope trying to contain the podcast.

Morton is remembered as the mascot of the 8-Bit Book Club and remembered for his friendly nature, resilience, and how he took pride in his work.

An animated graphic of Morton can still be found flying around on the original subreddit banner.

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